Me: So does your apartment have cable TV, like Comcast or something?
Realtor: We have cable you can watch
Me: …uh, it’s not Comcast?
Realtor: You can enjoy the cable
Me: Why are you saying it like that
Realtor: It’s cable
Me: Dude seriously what is it
Realtor:

Amazing things are happening in the under $1k SF apartment filter. I just found a place without a sqft number and has a realtor-uploaded photo that indicates it is directly neighboring a “topless gentleman’s club”

Another option is 70 square feet and proudly advertises an in-unit sink (the only amenity in the otherwise featureless room). Credit score 650+ to apply

@saagar

Rent: $0
Area: --
Amenities:
- 24/7 connectivity to an immersive experience of the world at the end of the 20th century
- On-demand nutrition delivery
- Utilities/waste management incl., except electricity (tenant must provide)