Saagar Jha

I will not be taking questions at this time.
Playing X? I'll Show You Something Interesting meme template. In the first panel CEichn’s dad asks “Playing with types? I’ll show you something interesting”. In the second panel he says “The two types of programming languages are Lisp and C. All languages fall into these to categories. Haskell [logo]? Lisp. Java [logo]? C.” Calvin replies “Yeah…”. In the third panel Calvin’s dad continues: “Ruby [logo]? Lisp. Python [logo]? C. Despite having C-like syntax, JavaScript [unofficial logo, annoyingly there is no real logo for this??] is a Lisp.” In the last panel Calvin is kept up by the horrors of what Brendan Eich has wrought.
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SnoopJ

(replying to Saagar Jha)

@saagar having a "they hated him because he told the truth" moment about Python being categorized as C, here

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Saagar Jha

(replying to SnoopJ)
@SnoopJ If you really want to start an argument ask what category OCaml is in

F4GRX Sébastien

(replying to Saagar Jha)

@saagar @SnoopJ brainfucks.


fraggle

(replying to SnoopJ)

@SnoopJ @saagar Python / Ruby horseshoe theory


Daphne Preston-Kendal

(replying to Saagar Jha)

@saagar @fogti I am slightly more cruel and say the two types are Lisp and assembly, but yeah

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Fritz Adalis

(replying to Daphne Preston-Kendal)

@dpk @saagar @fogti
Assembly is a C.

Daphne Preston-Kendal

(replying to Daphne Preston-Kendal)

@saagar @fogti Also, Python and Java have automatic memory management and bounds checking; you can’t call them C


Dan Piponi

(replying to Saagar Jha)

@saagar But you can write Fortran in all of them


Æ.

(replying to Saagar Jha)

@saagar lukewarm take: Rust is a Lisp


mike bayer :python_logo:

(replying to Saagar Jha)

@saagar calvin can't sleep because he is thinking "well then what is PERL ?"


StarkRG@myside-yourside.net

(replying to Saagar Jha)

@saagar Objective C manages to be both.


gok

(replying to Saagar Jha)

@saagar the real mindfuck is when you learn C++ and Rust and Swift are C, but C is Lisp

lizard appreciator

(replying to gok)

@doctorgoktor @saagar c++ is c but c++ templates are lisp


EndlessMason

(replying to Saagar Jha)

@saagar
Perl is the most upsetting lisp

Mx. Eddie R

(replying to EndlessMason)

@EndlessMason @saagar
Perl is the most upsetting

Arch 💕

(replying to Mx. Eddie R)

m'ughes

(replying to Saagar Jha)

@saagar

Thanks be to Douglas Crockford


Rue Mohr

(replying to Saagar Jha)

@saagar ((((L))(I)))(S))(P)))))))


Katerina Marchán

(replying to Saagar Jha)

@saagar no lies detected


Handler Skyler

(replying to Saagar Jha)

@saagar Rust


Wes Hardaker

(replying to Saagar Jha)

@saagar I recently wrote the first true artificial general intelligence implementation in lisp. To prove it, I'll reveal my last 100 characters of the source code:

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HoldMyType

(replying to Saagar Jha)

@saagar no! you gotta explain this
what about ocaml? c or lisp ?


Marty Fouts

(replying to Saagar Jha)

@saagar Prolog has entered the chat.


nLupo :anarchist_flag: :antrans_flag:

(replying to Saagar Jha)

@saagar Unfortunately Javascript is a terrible Lisp.


ShutterBugged

(replying to Saagar Jha)

@saagar Despite having a C-like syntax, TCL is a lisp.

wiki.tcl-lang.org/page/Lisp


tippfehlr

(replying to Saagar Jha)

@saagar TIL that the JavaScript logo is unofficial