Iwasawa 🌟 (one hikari of too many)
my fellow germericans… if elected as your bundespräsident, i will make db use ai technology to accurately predict in advance when your train will be delayed, so you can get out of bed an hour later. together, we'll make germany late agai— i mean early
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Kurisu
(replying to Iwasawa 🌟 (one hikari of too many))
@hikari be careful what you wish for. Whenever I see that a train is late in the db navigator app and accommodate for the extra time, the train somehow magically manages to catch up on it's schedule and is gone as soon as I arrive
Iwasawa 🌟 (one hikari of too many)
(replying to Kurisu)
@KurisuVanEdge yes :(
they need to make the delay a promise after a certain point tbh
Iwasawa 🌟 (one hikari of too many)
(replying to Iwasawa 🌟 (one hikari of too many))
you believe that ice must be destroyed? offenbar stimmt die deutsche bahn aktiengesellschaft zu
Iwasawa 🌟 (one hikari of too many)
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one of my favourite parts of the deutsche bahn experience (trademark protected in germany) is when your train is delayed by 30 minutes because the track is blocked, and 30 minutes will come and go without any train, and without an updated time, so you panic thinking you missed it
Iwasawa 🌟 (one hikari of too many)
(replying to Iwasawa 🌟 (one hikari of too many))
eventually like five or ten minutes after the new time, you'll get informed of the new new time.
this is such a common experience you'd think, hope, they would have a better procedure for it. e.g. “train is delayed by at least thirty minutes, await further information”
Iwasawa 🌟 (one hikari of too many)
(replying to Iwasawa 🌟 (one hikari of too many))
my train was only 72 minutes delayed! an auspicious number. they should sell lottery tickets based on how many minutes delayed your train is. big prizes only with three digits
Iwasawa 🌟 (one hikari of too many)
(replying to Iwasawa 🌟 (one hikari of too many))
finally in copenhagen only 109 minutes late. vi er såååå tilbage
