Iwasawa 🌟 (one hikari of too many)

the one-state solution and two-state solutions didn't work so the UN is coming back with its best proposal yet: the three-state solution. Israel, Palestine and Israel 2

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abadidea

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@hikari one laptop per child is out, one state per child is in

Iwasawa 🌟 (one hikari of too many)

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@0xabad1dea this is at least as workable as the Oslo Accords

I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!

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@hikari Fuck it, we’re doing five states.

Iwasawa 🌟 (one hikari of too many)

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sorry for being comedic here but i feel like joking about this conflict is less disrespectful than being earnest about it in the particularly horribly biased way the western establishment is

Iwasawa 🌟 (one hikari of too many)

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in thirty years they'll propose the four-state solution. Israel, Palestine, Israel 2, and Israel: West Bank Edition

Iwasawa 🌟 (one hikari of too many)

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the five-state solution: Israel, Palestine, Israel 2, Israel: West Bank Edition and Israel: If We Give You This Will You Actually Voluntarily Give Up On Your Whole Apartheid And Ethnic Cleansing Project Pretty Please? We Are Unwilling To Actually Hold You To This Edition

Iwasawa 🌟 (one hikari of too many)

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Former Ottoman Sanjak of Jerusalem (F.O.S.O. Jerusalem)

Iwasawa 🌟 (one hikari of too many)

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a great scholar once said: “continuing to support an apartheid regime that is no longer trying to make its genocide plausibly deniable may kill a lot of people, but it also helps the united states to achieve geopolitical objectives, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or not,”

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Saagar Jha

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@hikari The endgame is to just wait for another 50 states to get made in the Middle East and make another United States there

Iwasawa 🌟 (one hikari of too many)

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there is no justice in the world! happy halloween!

Iwasawa 🌟 (one hikari of too many)

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‪(1960s cold war guy voice) but South Africa is the only democracy in— (radio sounds) hold up. i'm getting informed that America isn't a democracy. uhhhhh‬