btw while Google were reinventing the filesystem they created a new URI scheme for “content” that is apparently unusable for the most important application of URIs, namely hyperlinks. opening “content://org.touchhle.android.provider/” brings up… the Messages app??? what the fuck

ok never mind, it's just “content://org.touchhle.android.provider/root/root”. allegedly this only works on some devices but look, that's almost a normal URI. do not ask me why it opens Messages if i get the path wrong