Kanbaru 🌟 (one hikari of too many)
ME: [interviewing for a job at Intel]
INTERVIEWER: you're Ms…?
ME: Ms Microarchitectural-Conditions, yes.
INTERVIEWER: [eyes narrow] you wouldn't happen to be named Complex?
ME: no, no, that's my sister. my name is Simple.
INTERVIEWER: oh thank god
Kanbaru 🌟 (one hikari of too many)
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ME: [interviewing for a job at Intel]
INTERVIEWER: so, what's your name, Miss?
ME: Cash—
INTERVIEWER: cache, Miss?! [freezes for several seconds]
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eilidh :kfgreen:
(replying to Kanbaru 🌟 (one hikari of too many))
@hikari okay i hate that i liked this joke
Kanbaru 🌟 (one hikari of too many)
(replying to Kanbaru 🌟 (one hikari of too many))
ME: [interviewing for a job at Intel]
INTERVIEWER: so, what are your base expectations for salary?
ME: well, if you were to speculate, what's the highest you could go?
INTERVIEWER: well, if I were to speculate… 1 million. wait, no, you didn't hear that. let's try that again.
INTERVIEWER:
so, what are your base expectations for salary?
ME: 1 million
INTERVIEWER: [looking like they just saw a ghost]
